28th Jan 2012
Drinking is not cool

I had a great colleague – she is excellent at work but not enjoying it that much, often feeling bored. On the other hand she always lights up when she is talking about her nights out, what and how much she drank, how smashed she got and how awful she felt the following day. It seems to me like all she talks about is drinking
.
It seemed ridiculous to me and to tease her I declared a launch of a global campaign called “Drinking is not cool”. Our marketing strategy relies purely on word-of-mouth and although it creates a great buzz – the number of active members remains stable – i.e. one (update: I wrote this article a couple of months ago and now it actually seems like there are some new comers to the club – welcome Rachel, Samson and James).
The original strategy was not to drink any alcohol for a month. But – firstly, it has been scientifically proven that small amount of alcohol is healthy, and secondly I was just about to attend my high school reunion. So I modified the strategy – instead of no alcohol I set a maximum of two drinks a night and to make up for that I changed the one month period to indefinite one.
It’s been over six months now and I must say that I can not speak highly enough of it – I used to have really severe hangovers on the days following my nights out. I used to wake up around noon feeling sick for the rest of the day. That’s gone now and that’s the biggest reward for me. People often muse about the money I must have saved but for me that’s just a small bonus. I hadn’t been spending too much on drinking before anyway, avoiding shots and preferring to get home by tube rather than by taxi.
Warning: Reducing drinking is not for everyone, it can lead to a sharp conflict with the reality with far-reaching consequences. The less you drink, the less fun you seem to have in pubs. Others are discussing things you don’t find interesting and they are laughing at stuff you don’t find funny. Are you wondering how come I haven’t returned to drinking because of this? Well, I can’t go back – my brain is convinced that what happens under the influence of alcohol is not a true reality and however nice it looks, it’s fake – it seems like I live my own personal Matrix from which there is no way back – the red pill has absorbed long ago.
PS: As for the rules I am not too strict about them, sometimes when I have a really good time I even have three beers. A small flexibility makes a big difference when aiming for consistency.

I had a great colleague – she is excellent at work but not enjoying it that much, often feeling bored. On the other hand she always lights up when she is talking about her nights out, what and how much she drank, how smashed she got and how awful she felt the following day. It seems to me like all she talks about is drinking
.
It seemed ridiculous to me and to tease her I declared a launch of a global campaign called “Drinking is not cool”. Our marketing strategy relies purely on word-of-mouth and although it creates a great buzz – the number of active members remains stable – i.e. one (update: I wrote this article a couple of months ago and now it actually seems like there are some new comers to the club – welcome Rachel, Samson and James).
The original strategy was not to drink any alcohol for a month. But – firstly, it has been scientifically proven that small amount of alcohol is healthy, and secondly I was just about to attend my high school reunion. So I modified the strategy – instead of no alcohol I set a maximum of two drinks a night and to make up for that I changed the one month period to indefinite one.
It’s been over six months now and I must say that I can not speak highly enough of it – I used to have really severe hangovers on the days following my nights out. I used to wake up around noon feeling sick for the rest of the day. That’s gone now and that’s the biggest reward for me. People often muse about the money I must have saved but for me that’s just a small bonus. I hadn’t been spending too much on drinking before anyway, avoiding shots and preferring to get home by tube rather than by taxi.
Warning: Reducing drinking is not for everyone, it can lead to a sharp conflict with the reality with far-reaching consequences. The less you drink, the less fun you seem to have in pubs. Others are discussing things you don’t find interesting and they are laughing at stuff you don’t find funny. Are you wondering how come I haven’t returned to drinking because of this? Well, I can’t go back – my brain is convinced that what happens under the influence of alcohol is not a true reality and however nice it looks, it’s fake – it seems like I live my own personal Matrix from which there is no way back – the red pill has absorbed long ago.
PS: As for the rules I am not too strict about them, sometimes when I have a really good time I even have three beers. A small flexibility makes a big difference when aiming for consistency.
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